November 2010
I want tattoos already.
My attempts at flirting are absolutely bollocks.
wheredreamscollide:
hollow-crown:
I’m not even sure if it can be classed as flirting, I don’t know how to flirt. I just end up acting like a twat and I’m too much of a lad to do the whole girly flirting thing. I just end up punching people or making jokes and finding myself hilarious and just guffawing like an idiot.
And that is why I shall remain single and in the friendzone for life.
i...
fifth element is on, donnn.
farewell to the fairground, these rides aren't...
matt cardle you fucking sexy bastard.
I don't know what to do about you.
gtfo of my head perleaaaaase.
on a lighter note…
TITTIES LIKE A WOMAN.
i can do it like a brotheeer do it like a d00d,...
“What is that noise??” “What noise, I can’t hear anything.” “Oh it’s stopped… no it’s started again.”
“It’s me, I masturbate before I sleep.”
“OH GOD. EVEN YOUR FUCKING DOGS DOING IT.” “SONNY, Sonny STOP it, BAD DOG.”
“How long are you gonna take?” “Usually 35 minutes but...
boilers gone, sound.
fucking freezing.
satsuma la roux
SOOOO many people are posting pics of Harry Potter...