KEEP GETTING TEXTS EVERY 2 MINUTES SAYING I NEED...
FUCK YOOOOOOU A-HOLE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN...
SHE'S AN EASY LOVEEER.
Loved Celebrity Juice tonight. Keith Lemon is god.
wheredreamscollide: i want someone to hang with, to play fight with, to watch stupid films with, to do stupid stuff with, hug and kiss, to do cheeky things with, and just someone to like you know have there if i need them, who i know i have no matter how long we go without seeing eachother, cos im pretty independant. this doesnt exsist where i live. or at least it doesnt for me.
Stretching my ears again...
I miss wearing my lush glittery american plugs that cost a BOMB <3
Mendozas: Mendozas are small bodies, big thighs…HUGE thighs. Is it humanly possible to be that big? Word origin is a rumor coming from a teacher named Mrs Mendoza. No one knows if she is real or not, but if you see thighs like that, you call them MENDOZAS!Dude that chick looks pretty good. Oh my god! Nevermind! Look at those Mendozas! TROO FUCKING DAT Urban Dictionary you are magic.
I just experimented with
orange juice, beroccas, 5p coins and candles for my photography project. Mental and very messy, good times.