chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.– George Orwell (via hellanne)
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
fovelshucker: DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
fuckyeahgirlcrush: do not waste your time with people who think they’re too good for pop music
krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
lynzave: my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”