what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
If you’re a girl
And you enjoy sex
It’s perfectly okay to talk about your enjoyment of sex
And don’t ever think otherwise
— literally everything (via bizclit)
have no trouble
when I slide
Wrap your hand round my throat and call me a princess.
Sunday Cosplay is the best
HOLY MOTHERFUCK SHIT GOD BLESS YOU
There are days where I hate the human race.
Today is not one such day.
Oh my god